m Celtic Cross Celtic Cross - Average Everyday Sane Psycho Supergoddess

April 23, 2004

Pugsley

My dog, Pugsley is the most wonderful dog in the world. He doesn't bark, drool, chew on things, get in the garbage, or shed. He does, however, snore and fart. His "emissions" can clear a room! If I feed him the right food, it is manageable, but if he gets ahold of the wrong scraps or something, look out!

Now, there is a solution! I can only imagine...Pugs trotting around in his hip-looking little doggie thong that controls his odors. I have a feeling he would look ridiculous and not enjoy it a bit. In this world of pampered pets, what will they come up with next?

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