April 05, 2006

Madness, Continued...

Well folks, the D-man had a raging ear infection. He had a fever starting on Friday through most of the day yesterday. Now that he's been on antibiotics for 2 days, the fever is finally gone and he's back to his old self pretty much. Sheesh!

I am very quickly approaching the end of Half Blood Prince. The closer I get, the more a sensation of dread creeps into my stomach because I know that something very bad is coming and I'm pretty sure I know what. argh.

John Mayer's Heavier Things is freaking brilliant. Just thought I'd mention that. heh


Thanks to RainyPete for linking this commercial. You just need to go check it out - it's one of the coolest commercials I've seen in a long time. Guinesssss!

Damn, I love Photoshop.

hee hee

Joke du Jour

Careful What You Wish For

A married couple in their 50s were out celebrating their 25th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.

Suddenly, a tiny fairy appeared on their table and said, "For being such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each other for all this time, I will grant you each one wish."

"Ooh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband," said the wife.

The fairy moved her magic wand and abracadabra! two tickets for the new QM2 luxury liner appeared in her hands.

Now it was the husbands turn. He thought for a moment and said: "Well ... this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this only occurs once in a lifetime, so, I'm sorry, my love, but my wish is to have a wife 25 years younger than me."

The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed...
but a wish is a wish.

So the fairy made a circle with her magic wand and...
the husband became 82 years old.

Silly guy - fairies are female!


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  2. Can I make a suggestion? Why not take him to the doctor or the emergency ward at the local hospital? and don't wait for chris to participate. If this bothers you that much, then take matters into your own hands, but just do it!

  3. Sorry Denny, but thanks for the input. I was drunk & pissed off when I posted that so I deleted it. D is much better now, thankfully. I took him to the Dr. on Monday. It must have just been a really nasty infection.

  4. Whatever you think the bad thing in Half Blood Prince is, you're wrong. When I read it, I had to re-read it a few times to make sure I got it right. It's a define "Holy Fuck" kind of moment.

    And what's with the fairies? Nanner's got an obsession with them all of a sudden too.

    Cause Faires Wear Boots!

  5. Vince - Actually, I finished it last night and I was right about who dies. I was, however, quite shocked at who did it! Gah!

    Fairies wear shit-stompin' boots. heh