...in the English language?
I don't have cancer.
Of course, I have to keep going back to keep "checking on" things and make sure nothing develops, but I've got the all clear for now.
I can't even tell you how relieved I am. Thanks so much to all of you who offered words of support and encouragement. It means a lot to me. Nothing like a little episode like this to reevaluate your life and what's most important to you.
Life is beautiful.