November 18, 2005

SASF v.11.18 - Expelliamus!

...that being what will be said to the next demanding salesperson who enters my office! muaaahahaha!

It's been an exhausting week. I've had entirely too much work to do at...well, work, and home life has been hectic as well. Gah! I am looking forward to lots of entertainment and relaxation this weekend.

Between taking my kid to the doctor (ear infection, both ears. gah!) and people slamming me with work demands today, it's been a genuine struggle to get this done. It's after 2 and I'm still trying to eat my damn lunch! sheesh!

Movin' onward...

Smile Quest

After having a shitty week from the burning pits of hell last week, I've been adding to my list of things that make me smile this week. Here are the latest additions:

Things that make me smile: (or giggle, or both)

My son's Happy Feet dance


The fact that my Rosemary is blooming

Being referred to as "completely snoggable"

A fresh pedicure & purple toenails

Joaquin Phoenix playing Johnny Cash (ooooh, Mama)

The Weebls Kenya cartoon

Vodka & Pink Lemonade

Guys who walk around with their pants riding too low so they look like they have a load in their pants. (morons! *snicker*)

1st Season of "Lost" on DVD

Mike's Internal Monologue

The release of Goblet of Fire


Entirely Too Excited

Speaking of Goblets of Fire, today is the day! Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire opens today. I will openly admit that I am WAY too excited about this. I loved the first three movies (as did D) and have been reading the books for the last few months. I am totally looking forward to seeing this movie.

As the characters are growing older, their interests are expanding to...other things. (*snicker*)

Go ahead, call me a geek or whatever - I don't care. Everything I've read or seen about the movie has simply fueled my excitement even more. Here is a very interesting review that you might enjoy if you're interested in this type of thing.

I don't think I'll fight the opening night crowds tonight, but might try to catch a matinee tomorrow with D. Squeeee!

Soldier Whales Burning Large Drugs

This is one of the funniest reporter snafu's I've seen in a long time. Just go watch it. Warning - might cause uncontrollable giggling.

"Hey! Let's go for curry."

Ronald! I'm shocked!

Nekkid Craps

Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table.

A very attractive blond woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars ($20,000.00) on a single roll of the dice.

She said "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude." With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!" As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed.


She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other dumfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know-I thought you were watching."

Moral of the Story - Not all blondes are dumb, but men are men.
(thanks, michelle!)

It's Quizzy Madness!

Who writes these dumb things, anyway?

Gummy Bears

You may be smooshie and taste unnatural, but you're so darn cute.

You're an Expert Kisser

You're a kissing pro, but it's all about quality and not quantity
You've perfected your kissing technique and can knock anyone's socks off
And you're adaptable, giving each partner what they crave
When it comes down to it, your kisses are truly unforgettable

Barbara Stanwyck
You scored 30% grit, 14% wit, 57% flair, and 16% class!
You're a tough dame, a bit of a spitfire, and you can even be a little dangerous, but you do it with such flair that almost all is forgiven (and even when it's not, you're still the most interesting woman in the room). You can be witty and charming, all right, but you have a tough streak that keeps you focused and sometimes deadly. You've had quite a climb to get where you are, but you're a hard worker and you mostly deserve all you get...and then some. You might end up destroying everything around you, but you must've got style. Your leading men include Henry Fonda, Fred MacMurray, and when you forget yourself, Gary Cooper.

Find out what kind of classic leading man you'd make by taking the Classic Leading Man Test.

Link: The Classic Dames Test

Sweet! I like her! ... but only 14% wit?

Need to Get Defragged?

So, how long have you been a tech-support manwhore?
A few months. A friend was having trouble connecting to the Internet, this really attractive girl, and the idea just popped into my head: "Wow, it would be really nice if I could get sex for this." I placed an ad on Craigslist that read, "WILL FIX COMPUTERS FOR SEXUAL FAVORS," and I've had an overwhelming number of responses.

hee hee hee hee

Why didn't I think of this when I was doing tech support? ...and I still clean the nasties off of all kinds of PCs and do it for free.


Well, you all have a simply wonderful weekend. I'm looking forward to destressing a bit. Hey, I'm stressed but at least I can still smile!



  1. YAY Harry Potter! I was thinking the same thing about the matinee tomorrow! I don't know if I'm up for a huge croud tonight.

  2. Snoggable? Sounds downright naughty! I'm not sure if i want to know what it means either! LOL

    That reporter blooper video is very funny, but I wonder why the drug agents weren't getting fukked up too? hehe

    Have a great weekend sweetie!! HUGS!!!


  3. Yup, I'm about ready to gnaw my right arm off to go see GoF...just saw the "making of--behind the scenes" that HBO ran just after they showed PoA this evening...I am SO psyched for this movie. Seeing an early clip of Malfoy being turned into a weasel and being magically "bounced" by Mad-eye Moody...they just nailed one of my favorite "scenes" from any of the HP books.
    We're hoping to catch a Sunday afternoon show, but the digital showings are selling out FAST around these parts, so it might just wait until next weekend.
    I had to backtrack in the post as I missed the "snoggable" comment, but between pics and reading your posts over the past few months, I have to agree. ;)

  4. LOL you know that you are the most snoggable, Celti!! :D Funny thing is, it turned out I was exactly the same sort of kisser as you, by the way.... lol

    Let's just not talk about bloody Harry Potter, ok? Good. :P

  5. The reporter video was funny and I'm glad I gave ya a smile this

  6. Jamie - Weee! I think we're going to catch the 1:45. yay! Yep, good thinking.

    Se7en - not necessarily naughty - depends on where you take it. :p I think the "rugged soldiers" were not standing down-wind as he was. lol You too!

    Spc- :D I'm totally psyched. Awww, shucks! *blush*

    Owl - *blush blush* You're too sweet. Ha! Imagine that! Awww, don't you like Harry? lol

    Mike - thanks again! Made me giggle like a fool. lol

  7. I so cant wait to see this movie.

    Even in my depressed state I HAD to buy the recent book and read it all up.


    Enough said.



  8. I LOVE HARRY POTTER!! And it took me a minute to find you since my link up now is to your LiveJournal... must put another link!

  9. Vader! Hey girl, it's nice to hear from you. Ha ha ha ha - don't care for Malfoy much, but I do have a thing for Snape. grrrr. :D xoxox!

    Nanner - I know you do. Sorry about the link confusion. *hugs*