February 17, 2006

SASF v.2.17.6 - Picture Pages

Today's Short Attention Span Friday post will consist of a collection of pictures that made me giggle. I am in no condition to be writing anything of any substance today since I got completely hammered last night and now I am paying the price. My head hurts and I'm stuck on stoopid, folks. I overslept this morning and it's going to be a challenge to get anything accomplished today. *cramp*

Buckle up!

Now, I know how to appreciate a good lube just like anyone else - you know, WD40 and such (what were YOU thinking?) ...but OMG, check out the illustration. Bwaaahahaha!

Truth in Advertising

"Everything you need for your shotgun wedding!"

I don't want two, so why the hell would I want FIVE?

What a smart ass! I wonder what the boss told him to do next. heh

"But I don't get it, boss, the billboard's not working!?"

Well, this should be no problem.

Perhaps someone should not drink & make signs.

This made me giggle enough that I actually stole this little table advert from a bar I was in earlier in the week. Kick ass! lol

There was a one drink limit at our company picnic last summer.

I WANT a pair of these.

It's Olympics time again. I was browsing through a gallery of images from the games and ran across a few that caught my eye...

It's a hockey player upside down cake!

Is that an "oh shit" face?

Is depantsing a foul in hockey? *snort*

This one is simply begging for a caption. Ideas?

Well, I hope you all enjoyed this wonderful copout post. I promise to be better to myself this weekend and you do the same, m-kay?



  1. You know, you really have to be confident in your masculenity to be on a two man luge team. First, you have to dress in spandex. Then, you have to either lay on top of another guy and have his feet between your legs, or have another guy lay on top of you.

    I wonder if they wear cups, not for protection but as an extra barrier.

  2. make the gay lube bolt stop lookin' at me!

  3. "No, no, you sit on me! This is the luge not the Iditarod!"

    Love the "buy 2, get three free." No thanks!

  4. Did the little White Russian fairy bonk you on the head last night?

    And for the caption: Giddyup, a boom boppa oom boppa maaaw maaaw...

  5. hey, this is a good posting... I'm chuckling! lol

  6. If the universe did start with a bang - when God loved and the angels sang - one of the sparks that flew - chased time to become you :) xaNax

  7. And here I thought the Harry Potter cards last week were WRONG...the self-applying bolt is 100% super-wrong! What the hell was Madison Avenue THINKING???

    Nevermind...I don't wanna know...:)

    And admit it...your head's hurting from trying to wrap your head around what the symbols on the counter were before Locke got the numbers keyed in and the counter reset to 108.

  8. For the caption: "Whoa, Nelly, that one HURT! Hey, I don't remember eating THAT!

  9. Caption: I am stopping this luge right here if you don't get your feet out of my crotch!

    And for Crappy Beer night, where is the Natural Light? I know nothing beats the Beast, but no Natty Light?

  10. Two men on a luge?

    That caption is bound to be a fart joke. It is just the natural law.

    bwahahahaha indeed!

  11. Coyote - No kidding! Wonder how many of them do fly the rainbow flag.

    Derek - He's lubed up and ready, baybee! lol

    Nanner - LOL! One is all I can handle.

    Cootera - actually, it was the vodka koolaid monster. lol ooh, good caption.

    Denny - thanks! '

    Sally - Wow, what a thought. What brought that up? Xanax - no thanks, I have valium.

    Owl - I know, you horny bastard! lol

    Spc - Oooh, what a screw. lol
    Hey, I have a link for you, bud. It's a lost geek discussion community I'm on. Fascinating. We've been analyzing the symbols and their meanings. I'll e-mail you. :)

    HappyFunBall - Winna Winna! I LOVE it. lmao

    Julie - LMAO - good one! Good point! The natty light SHOULD be there. I'll suggest it. ;)

    Tricia - Yup, big fun at the olympics, I guess. Fart jokes aplenty, there. LOL