Holeeee crap. January is history, peeps. Damn, that went fast. ...not that I wanted it to last, really. It's been a nutty month - a bit too nutty for my taste (and that's unusual). I've got some yummy little morsels for you today, though. I feel spring in the air, no matter what that stupid groundhog said. Yippee!
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Tattoo of the Week
I like this one because it's such an original idea. As I save my pennies, I have been considering switching from a celtic cross to some kind of celtic tree, but it certainly wouldn't be like this one. I think it's pretty cool, though.
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It Wasn't Meant to Be
For those of you who are American Idol fans, you might like this. It's "Ryan the Screamer" - this poor kid thinks he's got something cool going. Maybe if he wants to try out to sing for Pantera, perhaps, but NOT American Idol. I, personally, only watch the few episodes of each season because I like to see the ones like this. After that, it gets boring.
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Butter Sputter
Oh, Canada, how I adore thee. I'm so happy for you that you have such a handle on things - things like margarine. Yes, that's right - the dreaded margarine. Scandal! Agriculture Department inspectors swooped down on four Wal-Mart stores in the Quebec City area recently and seized 72 plastic tubs of yellow margarine with an estimated street value of $179.28. The margarine is butter yellow, which makes it illegal for sale in Quebec. They made yellow margarine illegal to protect the dairy farmers. I shit you not. What do you suppose they're going to do with that margarine? Hmmm...maybe they'll come up with something. (btw, that last link is not particularly work safe) Hot Buttered Yowza! ***
Get Over it Already!
It seems that some people have been getting their panties in a bunch (ba dun dum) over thongs. Specifically, it is the top of thongs showing above the waistlines of young ladies everywhere. So, some genius created the "backless thong". Honestly, I don't see how this thing would stay on if you moved. Looks like it would fall off to me. Ok, if you're wearing pants, maybe not, but WTF? Why not just go commando, for Pete's sake? Sheesh.***
Touch ma belly, baybee!
Man, I love this blog. What an original idea!
Check out Touch My Belly
It made me giggle quite a lot.
Thanks be to Sylvana for the link!
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Good Vibrations
Huge strides are being made in vibration technology. ...and you know that people seem unable to get enough of fancy new gadgets and accessories for their iPods. It'll never end, I swear. The latest? The iBuzz. Yes, yes indeed, it's a vibrator that psynchs up with the music playing on your iPod. Whatever makes your toes curl, I suppose.
Cyber sex is big - there's no denying that. Well, some clever pervs have come up with something to take cyber sex to a new level...
Guys, this is your on-screen control panel for controlling the Internet Rabbit - a.k.a. your cyber-lover's toy. Leave it to those naughty Brits. *smirk* Oh, my.
You have to watch how you use these things, though...
Recently, a poor, unfortunate kinky shopper was overwhelmed by the pleasures of her vibrating knickers and collapsed, hitting her head on a grocery store shelf, knocking herself unconscious. (Again, another naughty Brit. I'm tellin' ya!) heh. OOPS!
In other news, an Australian airport was recently evacuated due to a buzzing trash bin. Turns out that some silly bloke threw a buzzing vibrator in it, and I'm guessing they thought it could be a bomb. D'oh! LMAO
If you're interested in joining the fun, there's an organization that is searching for online toy testers. Join the "orgasm army" if you dare. We expect full reports if you do. lol
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Just for Giggles
Bad squirrel! Now you must die! heh
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Last, but not Least
Winnebago Man! This is fairly old, but for those who haven't seen it, it's damn funny. It involves considerable vulgarity, however, so you've been warned.
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Have a fantastic weekend, friends and neighbors. I'm going to a blogger meet-up with umpteen Iowa bloggers this weekend. Woot!
Peace,
Celti
That tattoo is scary... but cool.
ReplyDeleteHave a great weekend, Celti. Say hi to the IA bloggers for me.
I'm now in love with Gideon Boomer.
ReplyDeleteWho all ya meetin'? Other Iowa bloggers? Hell, I thought we were the only two, Hairy Butt!!
Mmmmm... belly touching.
ReplyDeleteDamn Celti girl I was going to join up for the free sex toys, but it expired Dec. 31st! That's just my luck always late!
ReplyDeleteHaha!
ReplyDeleteI will kick your squirrely ass with my light saber of love!
mwuh!
I wonder what it would be like to cybersex to Celtic music? All those bagpipes have a lovely vibration. hee!
Michael - exactly what I thought. You too, hon, will do.
ReplyDeleteDenny - he made me laugh so hard. Poor guy. lol
Cootera - heh. he is cute, isn't he? Actually, there are hundreds! Check out iowablogs.net. No idea how many of them will be there.
Julie - very possible. heehee
Owl - Is it good luck if I rub it? *rubrub* ;)
Jenn - It's expired?!? Damn!
Tricia - lol! I prefer the flutes and drums to the bagpipes, but I imagine it would be good. They've got some pretty crazy beats. :)
I don't know about those Quebecers.
ReplyDeleteAs always enjoyed your post :)
Sure enough - especially if your jin appears. But can you pat your head at the same time? :D
ReplyDeletelove the tat....very inovative
ReplyDeleteHope you had a good weekend
I love how the Quebec government assumes that their citizens are absolute raging idiots (Oh wait, many of them are). As for the Winnebago man, that's why I don't do commercials. Too many takes makes for too much time.
ReplyDeleteJennifer - sure struck me as odd. lol. thanks!
ReplyDeleteOwl - I wasn't referring to my belly. ;) ...but yes, I can pat my head at the same time. Oooh, talent. lol
Boo - I thought so. You too!
Pete - Raging idiocy seems to be running rampant here, too. I know our government most certainly assumes that we're idiots. Poor, poor Winnebago man. lol