m Celtic Cross Celtic Cross - Average Everyday Sane Psycho Supergoddess

February 24, 2006

SASF v.2.21.6

SASF = Short Attention Span Friday - Yay!

I take no responsiblity for any injury due to negligent knee-slapping or offense that may be taken when perusing the items below. If you're easily offended, you might just want to move along now. lol

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Happy Little Trees

"We don't make mistakes here, we just have happy accidents. We want happy, happy paintings. If you want sad things, watch the news. Everything is possible here. This is your little universe."

I always loved this show - it made me giggle and I was always amazed and the ease with which he would churn out these paintings. I found an interesting article about the cult of Bob Ross. Check it out.

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Unoriginal

I deal with a lot of companies as a part of my job. Once in a while, I prepare a proposal or something for these companies that have the most unoriginal names possible. WHY, if you were starting your own company, would you name it something like:

Products, Inc.
Auto Body Shop
Law Offices
Business Consultant
Christian Church
Construction Materials
Environmental Consultants
Financial Forms
Insurance Associates
Marketing Consultants
Photo Printing
Law Offices
School Pictures
Veterinary Clinic

Yes, these are actual company names from my files. I understand that it's good to have your company name have something to do with what you sell or do, but sheesh! Give me a break! Are there really that many business owners out there with a complete lack of creativity?

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Do you take it?

OMG, this is so sick and wrong, but yet so funny. It's NSFW, so you've been warned.

It's just so bad, bad, bad. Bwaaahahahaha!

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Eggzactly Nuts

More eBay nuttiness for you today, folks. Hurry, hurry, you can buy a Cadbury egg with a nipple! Bidding currently at only $107.50. Good gravy, just a little more proof that people will freakin' buy anything.


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Holy Soccer me in the Ass!


World freakin' Cup Tickets - You can attend the final game for the bargain price of $6550.00 each. *cough* You have GOT to be kidding. Sure, that'll be no problem. *cough, sputter* Hell, I think I could get tickets for the Quidditch World Cup cheaper than that!

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Poor Kitty! *snicker*

Damn these games, they're so addictive. This one is, like many other things you'll find here, so bad but so funny. See how far you can shoot the kitten out of your cannon (kitty spirits of the world, please forgive me. lol)
903 feet beeotches, beat that.

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All the Way to the Eff Bee I

Fancy a visit from the FBI to your blog? Just spew out a bunch of these words and (supposedly) they'll come a runnin'.
Osama, ritual abuse & eavesdropping opium! Woot!

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Heh



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Chocolate IS good, but WTF?

They have GOT to be kidding. No...no, I don't think they are.

The most seductive cookie in the world
*snort*

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Oceanic Flights Cancelled

Lost fans might find this interesting. The more you play with it, the wierder it gets. Freaky.


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Well, I'm glad you made it this far and are still with me. You all have a great weekend now. I'll be taking the D-man to see Harry Potter & the Goblet of Fire at the IMAX theater this weekend. Woot! Should be interesting, too, since I'm about half way through the book.

Slaps & Tickles,
Celti

12 Comments:

At February 24, 2006 12:01 pm, Blogger sydwynd said...

385 feet baby! How's that! That game was totally excellent!

I only watched a little of the song at work, I'm sure you know why. Cute.

 
At February 24, 2006 12:13 pm, Blogger Denny Shane said...

well... I was watching the 'do you take it' song and my sausage burnt. Wait, that didn't sound right. I was cooking sausage for lunch and it was burning on the stove I was laughing so much...

Now I'm eating a burnt sausage sandwich thanks to you.

 
At February 24, 2006 2:00 pm, Blogger No_Newz said...

Holy fuck Celti! That video/song killed me. Too funny!
Have a great weekend!
Lois Lane
P.S. no, I do not take it in the ass. :P

 
At February 24, 2006 2:47 pm, Blogger Inanna said...

I was going to do a post with a lot of those FBI words, but then I remembered I took my blog off of the search engines. Oh well. :)

Got your message last night but was helping Nate with homework. I'll try to call tonight!

 
At February 24, 2006 5:58 pm, Blogger Brighton said...

I'd Pay that for Quidditch, but not soccer.
Happy weekend!

 
At February 25, 2006 12:56 am, Blogger Varla said...

CRACKING UP at the nipple on the cadbury egg...jesus. where do you find this shit? =)

 
At February 25, 2006 12:38 pm, Blogger spcknght said...

Heh--Bob Ross...they even parodied him on the Boondocks recently on Cartoon network. 'nuff said.

"Do you take it?" just might be the latest language added to most Hollywood prenups! ROFLMAO!!! And the nippled mini-egg looks like it's been cooked over-easy to me.

Now, I'm not listed in the ef be ih list--what gives? And why wasn't Ethan Rom listed, either?

Oh, you'll like GOF, ESPECIALLY in IMAX! While I felt the movie really cuts the book short in some places, I think they did a darned good job with it, and it's my second favorite film, right behind the original.

 
At February 25, 2006 8:16 pm, Blogger NicoleW said...

Hi, a nice blog you have here. You will surely get an bookmark :) Fleshlight

 
At February 26, 2006 6:50 pm, Blogger Mike said...

lol...That video cracked me up!!

 
At February 27, 2006 10:58 am, Blogger just me said...

I am going to blatantly steal that video link. Why? Because it's freakin' fabulous!!!!

Love your mind, sweet pea!

 
At February 27, 2006 11:58 am, Blogger Rainypete said...

baah ba-dah baaahhhh.

as for Bob.....I can't even paint a wall properly in one colour, never mind use a brush the size of my car to make happy trees and hills!!

 
At February 27, 2006 3:35 pm, Blogger Celti said...

Vince - Chris got over 1500 feet over the weekend. Show off. lol
You should watch it at home - really! ...when the kids aren't looking. :D

Denny - HA HA HA! That's hilarious. Do you take it....burnt? lol

Lois - glad you enjoyed it! :p

Nanner - Good to talk to you this weekend!

Brighton - So would I!

Varla - all over the innernets! lol

Spc - Ooh, I bet that was funny. I've seen GOF, but not at the IMAX or since I've read the books, so it's a MUST. :D

Nicole - fleshlight? um...k.

Mike - do you? lol

JustMe - Go right ahead! *smooch* :D

Pete - I don't know how he DID it!? Crazy.

 

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