May 02, 2006

Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Catholic School. Usually, she slept through class.

One day, her teacher (a nun) called on her while she was sleeping. "Tell me, Mary Margaret, who created the universe?" When Mary Margaret didn't stir, her friend Johnny who sat behind her took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted Mary Margaret.

The nun said "very good" and continued teaching the class.

A little later, the nun asked Mary Margaret "Who is our Lord and Savior?" But Mary didn't stir from her slumber. Johnny came to the rescue again and stuck her in the butt. "JESUS CHRIST!" shouted Mary Margaret and the nun, once again, said "very good." Mary Margaret fell back asleep.

Then, the nun asked her a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her 23rd child?" Again, Johnny came to the rescue. Mary Margaret jumped up and shouted "IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF!"

The nun fainted.

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