May 12, 2006

SASF v.5.12 - A Bit Off Color

Happy Friday, everyone! This weeks batch of goodies seems to lean towards the dark side of humor, so be warned – there are some really bizarre and crazy stuff here. I just pass along what strikes me as "interesting." Hey - this is the time when I get to let my freak flag fly high! Heh

Aw, Teddy

First tidbit I had lined up was an eBay auction for this lovely demonic stuffed bear:
As you can see, however, some bastard(s) at eBay must have thought it inappropriate or something. Damnit, anyway! The guy had this big long story of this bear, the bear above, which was from his childhood was found years later in a shop that disappeared the next day and how the bear is possessed and has been wreaking havoc in his house. He even had pictures of it with it's eyes glowing red! Stoopid eBay party poopers. Bidding was at $360 before eBay pulled the listing!

Naughty Riddles

Everybody (well, most) likes a good dirty joke now and then.

Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

Q. What's the height of conceit?
A. Having an orgasm and calling out your own name.

Q. What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
A. A guy will actually search for a golf ball

Q. What is a Yankee?
A. The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.

Q: What's the difference between purple and pink?
A. The grip.

Q. How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?
A. It's not hard.

Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
A: Kick his sister in the jaw.

Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don't have eyes.

Q: If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?
A. The swallow.

Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?
A: Six inches is medium, eight inches is rare.

Tattoo of the Week

I forgot to include one of these last week! My bad.

I don't normally dig the dragon tattoos so much, but this one caught my eye.

Yeah, it's a tramp stamp, but it's a pretty damn cool one.

Gotta admit that I'm itching for another one. In fact, the center piece of this one would be very nice. hmmm...

They are Made of Meat

Um...yeah. They are. Mmmmmm...meat. lol


Makes sense to me. lol

My Sexy Pony

Um...again, yeah. Not particularly work safe, but...never mind.

Just check it out if you are so inclined.

Wicked ABCs

Lemony Snicket fans will like this.

"M is for Maud who was swept out to sea."
How morbid! hee hee

The Black

Last week, I featured a series of videos that were quite different and definitely interesting. It said nothing but "May 10, 2006" on the black link. Well, on May 10, the Black video was released. It's even weirder than the rest. Whoa.

A Few New Fun Avatars

Now, if only you could set up gravatars with animated gifs. Wouldn't that be fun?


Are the razorbacks trying to tell us something?

...or is this a subtle type of want ad? *snort*

Well, have a Happy Mothers Day to those mothers out there and everyone else be good to your Moms & Grandmas this weekend. Regardless of who or what you're celebrating, be safe and have fun.


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