SASF v.4.29

Sonofabitch


Ringtones
I got a new Sprint phone recently. I love it, but the whole ringtone thing is a bit perplexing. I can download actual songs for ringtones, but some of them just sound like SHIT! For example, I downloaded a couple of Sarah songs and they sound so horrible I won't use them. I have Green Day's Brain Stew on there right now, and it sounds perfect. What is up with that?

Holy Shit - Frodo Failed!


Simple Mind?
Heh. The green spots on my chair match the green color of my pants exactly. Yes, I'm wearing greeeen pants. It worries me sometimes that I'm so easily amused...

Words to the Wise
Ladies, keep your toys put away. Bwaaaahahahaha!

Oh, What a Beautiful Lunch Time
I had to go register my car at the DOT at lunch. Feh. Not fun, but you gotta do what you gotta do. I get there, and it is standing room only, wait of approximately one hour. Gah! After milling around for a few minutes, I walk out of the building only to remember that I had plugged my meter for an hour. It's a beautiful day, so I walked about 6 blocks down the street to grab a sandwich and a mocha latte and walked back, eating my sandwich on a grassy hill beside the river. Very nice. Oh, and a window-washer guy whistled at me! Went back inside the DOT building and not 30 seconds after walking in the room, they called my number. Nice. Don't you just love it when things fall into place like that!?

Jinkies!
These are some critters that were found on the shore after the Tsunami disaster in December (thanks, Pup!):

How'd you like to encounter this little bastard on the beach?

Coffinfish - just looks wiggly. It's skin looks eerily human....eek!

Black Dragonfish. Hey, he's got one of those funny little bait things like in Finding Nemo!

A carrier shell. Wierd. Is it just me, or do the things around the outside look like pizza sausage? Ew.

Gunards. Funny little fish. Reminds me of a fish I ate in Greece.

Fangtooth. 'Nuf said!

Twisted
Someone has entirely too much time on their hands and a very morbid sense of humor. Gotta love bunny suicide methods. I think the Star Trek one cracked me up the most, although the alien one is pretty damned funny.

Have Fun & Be Safe!
I have SO many blogger friends who are traveling this weekend: Varla, Aimee, Katey, Nanner, Michael, Jamie, myself... possibly more. Be careful out there and have a great time, peeps!

Y'all have a fabulous weekend!