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May 11, 2005

Derrickisms

Life with a four-year-old is simply a barrel of laughs. He says some of the funniest damned things. A few snippets...

On the way to preschool one especially bright morning:
"Mommy, please turn off the sun. My eyes!"

Spoken with a Jamaican accent, he announces the arrival of his self-created super-hero character:
"I am ZERO MON!"
(He strikes quite the hero pose)

"Daddy's money machine generates revenue."
(Obviously coached by someone. ahem)

"Big dog, big poop!"
(where did he get that? *snicker*)

In the car on the way to preschool (he's in top form in the mornings):
"Mommy, I want to be next to the beans and not the fruits."
(WTF?)

I'm chatting on IM as he enters the room:
"Young lady, you're in trouble!"
(Zero Mon is here to rescue me)

14 Comments:

At May 11, 2005 11:07 am, Blogger Cootera said...

Man, what a little punkin! Ya done good, Celti!!

 
At May 11, 2005 11:27 am, Blogger Tricia said...

Oh my god he is too cute!
Makes me want to run right out to the baby store and buy one just like him!

 
At May 11, 2005 11:37 am, Blogger jp said...

Those are great. What a cutie!!

 
At May 11, 2005 12:49 pm, Blogger Celti said...

Cooter - thanks! Now, answer your e-mail! lol

Tricia - thanks! Eh, you've got enough cutes. heh

JP - thanks! *poink*

 
At May 11, 2005 2:06 pm, Blogger Derek Knight said...

but HOW MUCH revenue?

go, zero mon, go.

 
At May 11, 2005 7:58 pm, Blogger Jenn said...

To cute! I think I would have given up long ago if it weren't for my kids. His D's cute little head for me!

 
At May 11, 2005 10:35 pm, Blogger No_Newz said...

Man that boy/superhero is adorable! Don't blink they grow up much too fast!
Lois Lane

 
At May 11, 2005 10:56 pm, Blogger Celti said...

Derek - enough to make me smile for a change. :)

Jenn - I think I would have, too. Do what to him?

Lois - thanks! I know...I've already blinked a couple of times and my baby is a little man. yipes!

 
At May 11, 2005 11:18 pm, Blogger Miss_Vicki said...

He is absolutely adorable, enjoy it while it lasts, from what I hear, those little buggers grow up way too quick.

 
At May 11, 2005 11:48 pm, Blogger Jenn said...

that would have been kiss his cute little head, man and I wasn't even drinking!

 
At May 12, 2005 8:16 am, Blogger Celti said...

Vicki - I'm enjoying every minute of it. :)

Jenn - oh, Kiss! No problem! ha ha

 
At May 12, 2005 8:25 am, Blogger Seamus said...

"Young lady you're....." Bwahahaha! ;) Mornin' Sunbeam! :D

 
At May 12, 2005 10:59 am, Blogger Julie said...

So what does Zero Mon's costume look like?

 
At May 12, 2005 11:24 am, Blogger TrueJerseyGirl said...

Here from Vicki's...

What a cutie you have there! I can't wait till my little one is old enough to say all that cute stuff!!

 

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