May 11, 2005

Derrickisms

Life with a four-year-old is simply a barrel of laughs. He says some of the funniest damned things. A few snippets...

On the way to preschool one especially bright morning:
"Mommy, please turn off the sun. My eyes!"

Spoken with a Jamaican accent, he announces the arrival of his self-created super-hero character:
"I am ZERO MON!"
(He strikes quite the hero pose)

"Daddy's money machine generates revenue."
(Obviously coached by someone. ahem)

"Big dog, big poop!"
(where did he get that? *snicker*)

In the car on the way to preschool (he's in top form in the mornings):
"Mommy, I want to be next to the beans and not the fruits."
(WTF?)

I'm chatting on IM as he enters the room:
"Young lady, you're in trouble!"
(Zero Mon is here to rescue me)

14 comments:

  1. Man, what a little punkin! Ya done good, Celti!!

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  2. Oh my god he is too cute!
    Makes me want to run right out to the baby store and buy one just like him!

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  3. Those are great. What a cutie!!

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  4. Cooter - thanks! Now, answer your e-mail! lol

    Tricia - thanks! Eh, you've got enough cutes. heh

    JP - thanks! *poink*

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  5. but HOW MUCH revenue?

    go, zero mon, go.

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  6. To cute! I think I would have given up long ago if it weren't for my kids. His D's cute little head for me!

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  7. Man that boy/superhero is adorable! Don't blink they grow up much too fast!
    Lois Lane

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  8. Derek - enough to make me smile for a change. :)

    Jenn - I think I would have, too. Do what to him?

    Lois - thanks! I know...I've already blinked a couple of times and my baby is a little man. yipes!

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  9. He is absolutely adorable, enjoy it while it lasts, from what I hear, those little buggers grow up way too quick.

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  10. that would have been kiss his cute little head, man and I wasn't even drinking!

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  11. Vicki - I'm enjoying every minute of it. :)

    Jenn - oh, Kiss! No problem! ha ha

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  12. "Young lady you're....." Bwahahaha! ;) Mornin' Sunbeam! :D

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  13. So what does Zero Mon's costume look like?

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  14. Here from Vicki's...

    What a cutie you have there! I can't wait till my little one is old enough to say all that cute stuff!!

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