May 11, 2005


Life with a four-year-old is simply a barrel of laughs. He says some of the funniest damned things. A few snippets...

On the way to preschool one especially bright morning:
"Mommy, please turn off the sun. My eyes!"

Spoken with a Jamaican accent, he announces the arrival of his self-created super-hero character:
"I am ZERO MON!"
(He strikes quite the hero pose)

"Daddy's money machine generates revenue."
(Obviously coached by someone. ahem)

"Big dog, big poop!"
(where did he get that? *snicker*)

In the car on the way to preschool (he's in top form in the mornings):
"Mommy, I want to be next to the beans and not the fruits."

I'm chatting on IM as he enters the room:
"Young lady, you're in trouble!"
(Zero Mon is here to rescue me)


  1. Man, what a little punkin! Ya done good, Celti!!

  2. Oh my god he is too cute!
    Makes me want to run right out to the baby store and buy one just like him!

  3. Those are great. What a cutie!!

  4. Cooter - thanks! Now, answer your e-mail! lol

    Tricia - thanks! Eh, you've got enough cutes. heh

    JP - thanks! *poink*

  5. but HOW MUCH revenue?

    go, zero mon, go.

  6. To cute! I think I would have given up long ago if it weren't for my kids. His D's cute little head for me!

  7. Man that boy/superhero is adorable! Don't blink they grow up much too fast!
    Lois Lane

  8. Derek - enough to make me smile for a change. :)

    Jenn - I think I would have, too. Do what to him?

    Lois - thanks! I know...I've already blinked a couple of times and my baby is a little man. yipes!

  9. He is absolutely adorable, enjoy it while it lasts, from what I hear, those little buggers grow up way too quick.

  10. that would have been kiss his cute little head, man and I wasn't even drinking!

  11. Vicki - I'm enjoying every minute of it. :)

    Jenn - oh, Kiss! No problem! ha ha

  12. "Young lady you're....." Bwahahaha! ;) Mornin' Sunbeam! :D

  13. So what does Zero Mon's costume look like?

  14. Here from Vicki's...

    What a cutie you have there! I can't wait till my little one is old enough to say all that cute stuff!!