How to make yourself beautiful:
Go outside, take a deep breath and loudly shout, "Ha!"
Spend an afternoon with an 80-year-old woman and listen to her stories.
...then spend the next afternoon with a four-year-old and ask them to explain something mysterious to you, like the moon or love or why monkeys like bananas so much.
Eat a piece of ripe fruit with infinite slowness.
Roll down a grassy hill again and again until you're dizzy.
Tell a bad joke.
Hug a friend fiercely.
Take a chance.
Help someone out.
Sprint down the block, just because you can.
Throw away your TV.
Smile.
...some of the best advice I've heard in a while. Thanks, Heather!
y'know...You're likely to end up sic if'n you roll down the hill too much...
ReplyDeleteYea, watch out for poop piles too. I did that once and it was no good.
ReplyDeleteMy age has me rolling down the hill fast enough. How about I just throw Mr. Lane down one? That would make me smile. ;)
ReplyDeleteLois Lane
I'm for all of those... except maybe the tv one. How 'bout I just turn it off fer awhile?
ReplyDeleteDerek- you fatalist! Why you gotta take the fun out of it? LOL
ReplyDeletePup - oh, good point! Shall I add "inspect hill first"?
Chris - I thought so. There is some good stuff on there, but not much.
Lois - LOL! Can I throw mine down there with yours? That would really be a hoot!
Cootera - that sounds like a great compromise! Tossing it is a bit extreme...
Oh, ok! I'll give some of that stuff a try. Except the hill thing--I'm already dizzy enough.
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Hi Sunshine!
Aimee - I think you can be excused from the dizziness. lol How are you?
ReplyDeleteSeamus - right into the canal, huh? I just bet the Scotch had something to do with that. Nice quotes - especially the last one. *smoink*