January 25, 2006

Contriviamus!

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Celti!

  1. Celti can be very poisonous if injected intravenously!
  2. Scientists believe that Celti began billions of years ago as an enormous ball of dust and gas.
  3. Celti invented the wheel in the fourth millennium BC!
  4. Celti is the sacred animal of Thailand!
  5. Celti can give birth ten days after being born, and is born pregnant.
  6. It takes 8 minutes for light to travel from the Sun's surface to Celti.
  7. Native Americans never actually ate Celti; killing such a timid prey was thought to indicate laziness.
  8. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are Celti.
  9. The horns of Celti are made entirely from hair.
  10. Medieval knights put the skin of Celti on their sword handles to improve the grip!
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Enormous ball of dust and gas?!? Bwaaahahaha!

6 comments:

  1. Yes, but at least you're a sacred animal in Thailand! :)

    BTW, regarding your earlier post about said keyboard--this may be a bit late, but check this out.

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  2. very very interesting, indeed...

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  3. I'm not sure I want to risk seeing what mine says today.

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  4. Spc - Hmmm...a trip to Phuket may be in my future. lol
    You were right about the keyboard - it's toast. Thanks anyway!

    Denny - awww, what did yours say?

    Nanner - "On stone temples in southern India, there are more than 30 million carved images of Inanna!" - sweet!

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    Celti can be very poisonous if injected intravenously!

    Why didn't you tell me that before?

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  6. Ooooh...
    new tattoo idea!
    A warning label tattooed on your ass! I love it!

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