March 01, 2005

Musings & Observations

I'm wearing sandals and it is snowing. *snicker*

What does it mean when you keep trying to type "totals" and it keeps coming out "toast"?

Isn't it interesting that the smell of a Sharpie marker is gross, but somewhat alluring at the same time. It's nasty but you sniff it amyway. Why? You know it's going to be nasty! Why do we do this with anything we know will be nasty?

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...does that mean that one enjoys it?


Marjory Stewart-Baxter tastes like sunshine dust.

If the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags" and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs," what does that make the Tennessee Titans?

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called holes?

Three religious observations:
a. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
b. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith.
c. Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store or at Hooters.

Are Lipton Tea employees allowed to take coffee breaks?

I was driving to lunch yesterday and observed a small, indescript car with the back window filled with what appeared to be voodoo dolls. The driver certainly did not look like someone who practices voodoo.

Went to see Constantine this weekend. It was VERY good - I liked it a lot. I have a question, however. Why would the angel Gabriel want to release the son of Satan from hell?

The Shat. ...just because.

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