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I am going to be frank with you. I think something is wrong with me. I don't think I necessarily want to do anything about it...I just have to figure out how to deal with it and keep it under control.


oh.my.goodness

I have been thinking all kinds of naughty, sordid thoughts - all of the time. Contstantly. It is not like me. It catches me off guard.

I think about how cute the new sales guy is, with those piercing blue eyes and big broad shoulders. I watch, as he walks out my office, with a smirk on my face. Nice suit! Rrrroooooowr.

The new guy in the warehouse always has a dazzling smile for me, and he giggled and blushed when someone asked me what I was doing back there and I said, without even thinking, "flirting with the new guy." tee hee. I just want to bite him. grrrrrr.

The girl that fixed my salad yesterday was way cute - I wondered what it would be like to kiss her.

Joaquin Phoenix is really making my toes curl lately, as is Joe from Blue's clues, as I revealed yesterday.

I watched Batman forever with my son the other night, and was lusting after Val Kilmer in his rubber outfit. How much trouble would it be to take that off? LOL!

Certain bloggers.who.shall.not.be.named are also making my toes curl.

My dreams have been full of hot, steamy encounters, making me blush when I wake up and remember them.

I think I just about injured Chris Saturday night.

I need to buy batteries. hee hee

It's fortunate, for me, that there are not a lot of mind readers about.

I am constantly squirming in my chair... you know, a la Sloth's seam. yeah. *wiggle wiggle*


damn he's hot.

I've got another steamy tomatoes post about half done. I can't work on it too much at a time because I just get...well...overwhelmed.

Am I suffering from a chemical imbalance? Suffering is not the most appropriate choice of words, perhaps. Experiencing might be better. Are my hormones going whacky? I'm literally wound up like a freaking rubber band. If this is what happens when a woman comes into her sexual prime, good lawd amighty!

I think I like it - just have to figure out how to channel this energy appropriately.