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March 11, 2005

Short Attention Span Friday!

Can I hear a woo hoo!? It's Friday.

WHO's Line?
This is SO hilarious. Richard Simmons, flaming exercise maven, recently made a guest appearance on one of my favorites shows, "Who's Line Is It, Anyway?". The show, hosted by Drew Carey, involved improv theater performed by some of the funniest characters around. Click here to watch. I nearly peed myself.

Shag Me Baby
It seems that the state of North Carolina is considering a new license plate design. Here is the proposal (or whatever you call it). The plates would feature the phrase "I'd Rather Be Shaggin'". Bwaaaahahaha!

Some People...
Get it while it's hot! On EBay, for your bidding pleasure, we have a Satanic Soy Crisp! That's right...a soy crisp with the face of Satan right on it?! Personally, I don't see it. You have to read the description - this whacko thinks that it's taking over their life and they can't destroy it so they're selling it. What's even funnier is that the bidding for the stupid thing is now up to $61. pfffft!

Go BRUCE!
"March 10, 2005 -- ACTION hero Bruce Willis got some action of a different kind after the screening of his new blood-and-guts flick, "Hostage." At an after-after-party at the Peninsula Hotel early yesterday, Willis, who turns 50 this month, and teen queen Lindsay Lohan, 18, enjoyed a mutual gropefest. "At one point, Bruce had Lindsay's pants down far enough to reveal a tattoo that said 'La Bella Vista' (The Beautiful View) on her right cheek," says our spywitness. Eventually, Willis and a few friends, including Lohan, took the party upstairs to his suite." YOU GO BRUCE! Hey, if his ex can do it, why can’t he???

Geeky Perversions

Someone (most likely an electronics repair person) has WAY too much time on their hands. Here is the directory featuring several more of them...

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